Selinnium

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At each of the (five) Seven Sisters, a professor walks into the classroom at 9am and says, “Good morning, class.”

At Mount Holyoke, 20 students wait expectantly.

At Wellesley, 20 students furiously scribble “good morning, class” in their notebooks.

At Bryn Mawr, the students look puzzled, and…

Ｉ’ｍ　ｄｙｉｎｇ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｔｈｉｓ　ＸＤＤ

I don’t give a fuck if I take forever to get ready, ain’t letting no bitch out shine me

LOL my mom found out about my tattoo.

mamahuang:

boys, boys, boys.

fuck no matter how hard i try to hate them i just can’t help being hypnotized by their squinty asian eyes.

FML

The more I am surrounded by Asian boys, the more attractive they become… fuck..

Oh… the shit we do in the PRC

i lost ur email. -_-
i miss you..:( i dont think i can go guangzhou anymore..:(:( but i think im going to beijing for a bit at the end of the month..
CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUR PRETTY FACE BABY. really miss you.
<3

Anonymous

Awww ):

You can call me by the way: 18927539962. Gimme yo numbuh ;)

By the way, met this guy ;) soooo adorable. Shit’s gonnn down! LOL, I wish. But we’re chilling in a pub next week when I go back to Guangzhou. Haha, we text. Oh god.. I’m pathetic. Hope Mona doesn’t see this cus she’ll be like, “ew, wtf. gtfo…” Email me: selinnium@hotmail.com <33333333333

ps. why are you anonymous???

When you don’t want to look lonely so you pull out your phone…

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